Mai nams jon echbert
I loik p 3 n 1 7 h
On dai I was wakin throu walmert and I saw somthng
It was a p 3 n 1 7 h
I saw her an wus liek
Hay I jus met u
And dis is crzy
But here my numbr
So cal me mabe
Then I run to her and took mai hannnndd
And caressed her fac
She moned
I moaed
We fuked and had q zillion bbys
Te end
(No regrets-)