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Just remember, don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

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Hey there, pal!  I am a sarcastic young lassie with a love of satire, time and anything to do with either of the two.  Do something interesting today, because you can't come back to right now. (Unless you're some kind of paradox or you can manipulate time.  In that case, pm me.)