"I didn't remove you from the doc," - ray
which, by the way, I was totally removed from the doc. h e a r t b r o k e n

"i just came out of the womb a technician." - dani

"you can't say ow after you told me i can eat your face." - ray

"fuck you"
"come do it yourself, coward." - dani

"my brother almost got hit by a car! (not clickbait) *emotional*" - ray

*gently sets gummy bear on table*
"His name is Gary, he wants to be an architect when he grows up." - dani

"You don't mess around with your bros,"
Then, very quietly, 
"but you might just marry your homies."
-ray

"I don't think ass is a delicate meat." - dani

 "Hold please, I'm blowing my nose," - ray

"I think I'm gonna cry," -dani

"Dani's kitchen break down part 2," -ray

 "I'm ugly crying on my floor right now. I love Dan" -dani

"Potato houses" -ray

"i'm a delicacy. eat my a-" -dani

"oh no you're illiterate" -ray
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