"I didn't remove you from the doc," - ray
which, by the way, I was totally removed from the doc. h e a r t b r o k e n
"i just came out of the womb a technician." - dani
"you can't say ow after you told me i can eat your face." - ray
"fuck you"
"come do it yourself, coward." - dani
"my brother almost got hit by a car! (not clickbait) *emotional*" - ray
*gently sets gummy bear on table*
"His name is Gary, he wants to be an architect when he grows up." - dani
"You don't mess around with your bros,"
Then, very quietly,
"but you might just marry your homies."
-ray
"I don't think ass is a delicate meat." - dani
"Hold please, I'm blowing my nose," - ray
"I think I'm gonna cry," -dani
"Dani's kitchen break down part 2," -ray
"I'm ugly crying on my floor right now. I love Dan" -dani
"Potato houses" -ray
"i'm a delicacy. eat my a-" -dani
"oh no you're illiterate" -ray
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- under Dan's bed, probably
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guysgalsandnbpals
Jun 15, 2019 05:14PM
Dan Howell is absolutely the most precious being on this earth and Ray and I could not be more proud of him.View all Conversations
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