BridgettTheDemon

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"Alright guys, *cough* I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song. It sounds good."
          
          [Verse 1]
          Minin' away
          I don't know what to mine
          I'll mine this anyway
          In this Minecraft day
          So beautiful, mine further down
          What's that I found?
          
          [Chorus]
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          I'll mine them
          So far I've got two!
          
          [Verse 2]
          So easy to mine
          With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
          Hopefully they stay
          In my Minecraft chests
          So I'm gonna make
          A lock on it
          
          [Chorus]
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          I'll mine them
          So far I've got two!
          
          
          [Bridge]
          "Ah! *cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough*
          I'm alright, I'm ready"
          
          [Verse 3]
          All these diamonds
          Sittin' carefully lay
          I'm getting worried (Shut the fucking door!)
          If they might get stolen
          From my ender chest
          Wait, who is that?
          Holy sheep, it's Notch!
          
          [Chorus]
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          Now they're safe
          *screaming*
          Now
          Now that they're safe
          *screaming*
          Mine diamonds, *heavy breathing* (Take on me)
          Mine diamonds (Take on me)
          
          [Outro]
          Uh, thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

BridgettTheDemon

Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
          Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see
          Jumped outta bed, and I ran outside
          Feeling so extra ecstatified
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          I'm so busy got nothing to do
          Spent the last two hours just tying my shoe
          Every flower, every grain of sand
          Is reaching out to shake my hand
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          Sometimes the little things
          Start closing in on me
          When I'm feeling down
          I wanna lose that frown
          I stick my head out the window
          And I look around
          Those clouds don't scare me
          They can't disguise
          This magic that's happening
          Right before my eyes
          Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
          So the best day ever can last all night
          Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night now
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          It's the best day ever (best day ever)
          Best day ever
          Best day ever

BridgettTheDemon

I thought that I had everybody on my side
          But I went and blew it, all sky high
          And now she won't even spare a passing glance
          All just because I (rip) ripped my pants
          When big Larry came round just to put him down
          SpongeBob turned into a clown
          And no girl ever wants to dance
          With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
          I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
          But the pain feels so much worse
          'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
          Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns!
          Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
          So listen and you won't regret
          Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
          And you won't end up like the fool who ripped 
          His pants