ello pulpit i'm klarris/klarissa, you can call me klarri ig.
i love hazbin hotel, helluva boss, wings of fire, and undertale.

i love the music artists the happy fits, lcd soundsystem, nation of language, and dmb
i'm genderfluid bi/abrosexual, taken by my boyfriend caleb(cale🥬)
i use he/they/she/xe pronouns
always online, i'd love to talk
i'm an aspiring therapist

You can't control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in peoples eyes.

I'm a Hellenistic Polytheist, I mostly worship Lady Nyx, Lady Athena, Lord Poseidon, and Lord Apollo (honestly i'm probably an atheist now.)

wanna talk? text/email me: pwarner2468@icloud.com 
i offer friendship and free therapy sessions
have a happy day in hell.