h4rrystyIes

So,
          people are PM’ing me things like,
          “hi harry!!!!1!1!!1!1!11 follow me on twitter”
          and
          “this isnt really harry u need to stop”
          
          I am not Harry,
          this is for entertainment.
          
          And this is definitely not what Harry thinks.
          
          So don’t be really dense and think, “Ew that person is pretending to be Harry,”
          
          It’s a parody account,
          and you need to stop.
          
          For those who are reading, “Harry Styles”,
          it is finishing soon.
          
          It is sort of like a rant book, what /I/ think rather than what Harry thinks but it’s funnier to think that Harry thinks that, right?
          
          Anywho, I should end this because it’s getting too long and I’m probably annoying you.
          
          Ok, bye.

let me love u

your book is a m a z i n g idec 

Actually your in my bio a lot. . .oh dear

yOU ARE PERFECT

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? No cow goes moo. 
          And that everyone is a Harry styles joke.

I think your really amazing ohmurgurd 

bless you

omfg im laughing