"I wasn't that drunk yesterday;"Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying"

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already;) 

You are so kind, funny and beautiful."
"Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."
"And smart too"

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