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Yo so there’s book I’m trying to find but I can’t remember the name of the author. All I know is that it’s joshler, and that Jenna was dating josh and Tyler behind their backs telling each one that the other is her cousin and they figure it out and get together for revenge.
          
          Help a girl out? Anybody know what I’m talking about?

Eating chocolate frosting while sobbing and watching criminal minds is one of the best and worst feelings ever.

I’m slowly converting my friend to a full time emo. It’s very satisfying.

Does anyone else ever have those moments where someone’s talking to you and you can’t hear them and you tell them that and then you still can’t hear them and you just sit there making facial expressions that you think will make you look like you’re listening and then have a mini panic attack when you realize that they just asked you a question 

There is literally a kid lying sideways on a desk, just chilling. It’s the middle of second hour, no one’s questioning him. He’s legit falling asleep. Teacher doesn’t care. What is going on?

I think my teachers think I’m a slut.
          
          I have a lot of guy friends, and I walk the hallways before school with them. I always hug my boyfriend when I see him, along with my other guy friends occasionally. Me and one of my guy friends always put our arms around each other and run down the hall to get to our class before we’re late. And I always yell that I love them when we go our separate ways.
          
          It might just be me, but I think the teachers are giving me looks when they see this. Oops.
          
          I don’t even know anymore 

I’m sorry but...
          
          WATTPAD STOP GIVING ME RECOMMENDATIONS FOR PHAN FANFICTION
          
          ITS LITERALLY ALL THAT SHOWS UP ANYMORE
          
          JUST STOP 

I kinda wish that there’s a record of all the books you’ve viewed. It’d make finding older books so much easier.

When you look at your activity and posts and realize what an actual dingus you are.
          Like what was my actual thought process when commenting that, and why did I even post this like people actually read my stuff?
          Spur of the moment brooklyn needs to shut up sometimes.

Is it just me that does this, or does anyone else have to force themselves to act sad when they’re sad, because you know it isn’t healthy to act happy when you’re not?
          
           I don’t know what I’m trying to say.