hi, my name is haide, don't fuck it up.

I'm the professional pretender's wife
(whoever understands this gets a free cookie)

I like to write about imaginational stories of my fantasies nor non real existent love life that I wish happened in real life, SIGH. 

I like books and animals m8. let's be frans. 

if you wanna read my books then i'll love you 5ever. thanks d00De.