Hello, homo sapiens. I reign from the planet GHUIDV yes, it's hard to pronounce. Well, I think you should all know that I plan to take over the world in the year 3056 (I'm not immortal I just have a long life span) 
If you want an extraterrestrial being to comfort you then I'm here.
None of my friends actually understand what I say from time to time but I try my best to communicate with them. Two of my favorite people are here and you should talk to them. It will instantly brighten up your day!
Mom- @arabesquella 
Sister/grandfathers sister/mom/dad-@thecoolesthuman
And I can make book covers so if you want me to do one, just ask