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jonathan: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
matt: what if it bites me and it dies
dana: that means you're poisonous, matt, jfc learn how to read
harry: what if it bites itself and i die?
reed: it's voodoo.
eleanor: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
jackson: that's correlation, not causation.
camila: what if we bite each other and no one dies?
jonathan: that's kinky.
dana: oh my god.