Me: Maybe reading a book can help me sleep faster
*reads a book*
*squeals*
*jumps up and down*
*screaming "o my god o my god"*
Me: ...... Nope. Didn't help at all
I went to the mall and it annoys me 'cause all I see is COUPLES everywhere!! I look right, COUPLES. I look left, COUPLES! we all know you're happy and stuff so frickin' stop the PDA! it would help all of the singles out there!!