hamildidlydo

Why the fuck can’t I order off the kids menu anymore? I don’t want a burger the size of my face JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHICKEN TENDIES KAREN

I'm gonna fucking eat my new candle it smells like fruity pebbles

My cat just sat on my face while I was sleeping so it's nice to know he only wants to cuddle if it's to kill me

I got on, excited to write, but do I find my nearly finished chapter that is the best thing I have ever created? Nope. It's gone, all 2,000 words of it. Thanks Wattpad :)

The first time I found your profile I read 'hamildildo' as the name. I regret all of my life decisions.