Greetings and salutations! My name is (Elder) Jay. I'm non-stop, always writing like I'm running out of time. Just one day more, I say. But I don't ever take a break, and I can't survive without café. I will admit, it's hard to be the bard. I'm quite a masquerade, but behind this fair facade, I'll admit I'm rather odd :P I'm only 16, but my mind is older. Anyways, let's get back to politics. In my opinion, nothing's as amazing as musical. I can't say I can write my way out, but I will try my best to have some BIG FUN. I'll never be popular, but I hope I can be wonderful (pfft, this corn-fed hick?) Anyway, I write day and night, but mostly night. Luckily, anything at all can happen right before the sunrise. Hope I can entertain, and I'll see you all on the other side of the war!