Second (and better) book: for forever (l.s) SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU ARE A GOOD SMUT WRITER.

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yea I read Larry shit
and write Larry shit comments
that's probably how you found me

I'm not interesting, you looked in the wrong place 

ok so this section says about me so i'll jump off the bandwagon of leaving vague acronyms and actually talk about me:

-I am a human
-I live on the universe (its a terrible place unless you know where to look, like Larryland)
-I got all my followers through speaking my mind during Larry smut scenes in larry shit books
-YES I SWEAR SO IF UR 11 hi ily bye
-I eat 
-Im probably eating right as u read this
-If im not eating im probably dead or shitting out all my previous foods
-I speak English (Canadian? American? is there a difference? no canadians do NOT say "aboot" or live in igloos), French (oui oui hon hon baguette), and Mandarin (yes, fluently. surprise, muthafucka. 如果你读得懂我说的话，
我不管。去性交你的妈。)
-^^NO DO NOT START PMING ME CHINESE, I CANNOT READ CHINESE WELL I CAN ONLY SPEAK IT 
-I have no idea how to write proper wattpad bios
-I'm questioning?? Either straight/bi idkk
-oh right MY NAME IS NOT LARRY OR COCK OR BLOCKER (well I am a blocker, and having cock as ur name would be pretty damn cool and living hell at the same time) its kat 
-do not follow me on instagram or snapchat @lamp
-hAhA im high on larry or 1D in general
-Buy All of 1D on iTunes today
-LOUIS DESERVES MORE RESPECT
-HARRY DESERVES NORE RESPECT

ok bye have a terrible day/night (because all of u are up at 3am reading larry and this)