The pet cacturtle

Leviosa not LEVIOSA

hey hi hello ummm what would you like your name to be in my dysfunctional family story??

WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO
          
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Isn't Hamiltons turtle....John?

tis the season to sob at hamilton
          falalalalaalala phillip dies

AAHH NO PROBLEM MATE I LIKE FRENDS

FELLOW TURTLE!!!