*Disclaimer*
Please don't read this, I'll actually die




From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. What's up mother shuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. And I'm here today to introduce you to corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on the cob. It is also called maize because it is easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor. Side affects of corn may include: choking. It's guess. 🎵🎶Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn.🎶🎵Aaah¡!¡!¡!


Not-so-Fun Facts
~I'm possibly unhealthy obsessed with Queen 
~I've no idea if I'm more slytherin or Ravenclaw 
~I hate: people, social interaction, sappy movies, when everyone else around me are being total idiots, new music, country music of all kinds, that Pam didn't die in The Office(for plot reasons, I love it when important people die), McDonalds, and being alive 
~I like: The Office, old music, books, being smarter than people, being taller than people, not talking to people, baking, science, history, anthropology, Finland, crying children, screaming children, parks, and being alone
~I'm a Gemini
~I'm obviously terrible about being brief about things
~Surprisingly I actually have friends
~ I'm super awkward around people 
~I love animals
~I might be super depressed