Hampty Bampty

You have to crush me.

Please...

Ma'am...

I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?

We should be entirely different people,
          by the end of the first eight hours.
          

Unsanitary, too.
          
          

I mean like... wierdly embarrassing
          
          

I want it to get embarrassing.

Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch.