If you’re a skelepun...
Then wouldn’t you be PUNting people across you PUNgeon as a form of PUNishment? TIBIA honest, I think that would be the truth, but we would need a FEMURR people not telling FIBULAS about it. I’m not RIBBing you, that’s for sure. I’m not very HUMERUS either so I don’t have much of a FUNNY BONE. Hehe, that was a lie. Bleh I just woke up so I’m BONE-tired and about ready to pun myself TO DEATH.
Eh, sorry for the puns...