@hannahbrundige
A star has 5 ends
A square has 4 ends
A triangle has 3 ends
A line has 2 ends
But our friendship has no end, you amazing, beautiful human being!!!
I love you ÙwÚ
^^send this to people you care about
❤Beautiful person award❤
❤You are beautiful and amazing ❤
❤Don't let rude people get yo you❤
❤Post this on eight people's message boards that you think deserve this award ❤
What's up my UWU SQUAD!? WHAT THE HAP ID F*CKENING?!
How is my UWU Squad doing, Ya'll? Ya'll watching you some of that Yaoi!
It's Friday and I have 13 followers.......... Coincidence...... I think NOT!!!!!!!!!!
MY DEAR FELLOWS! I HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCMENT!
ALL MY FOLLOWERS ARE NOW CALLED THE "UWU SQUAD"!
LET OTHERS KNOW OF THE SQUAD IF YOU WANT TO BE THE UWU OF ALL UWU'S!
I just thought of something...
When someone calls my phone for now on...
I'm going to have a funny *ss voicemail when I don't pick up...
Either:
"Thanks for checking in! I'm still a piece of garbage!"
OR
"This is your friendly neighborhood sociopath!"
Which one should I choose? Decisions, decisions...
Hmmmm................ Or I could do...........
"Hi! I'm the government! Don't mind me while I just secretly tap your phone line! Everythings good! Nothing to see here! No conspiracies what-so-ever..."
The next chapter was just posted, guys! I hope ya'll like suspense!
@hannahbrundige I didn't even know you had a book! I'm stupid but I'll definitely check it out!
What I learn by doing group assignments:
1% - How to work with people.
9% - Information.
32% - How to do the entire project by myself.
58% - How much I hate people.
My Introverts out there will get this....
Looks like I already beat them to the punch on that one! Hahahahahahaha ...... Ha ... ha..... *cries from depression* I don't like being human...... *realization* you know what..... F*ck it!
I now sexually identify as a M*therf*cking Pug-tato!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
PUG PARTY!!!!!!
@hannahbrundige omg same But it's 49% how much I hate people. 10% how long time it takes to sell their souls to satan
Me when I finally understand math. "I has a smart!"
Also me when I see the next question. "....So... If I add two watermelons with X...... I can blow up the sun? .... F*cking Algebra...."