*WARNING* this bio will be me putting the first things that come to mind

I like food, a lot...

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
and fall and break my face

harry: scream if you wanna go fasta
me: screams because fúck

stranger danger

armadillos lurking in your toaster

I love Finnick more than my own family *violently sobs*

random guy: I like you
me: thanks I like me too 
random guy: you're beautiful
me: I already know that but thanks anyway
random guy: wanna go out?
me: no I heard germs (aka you) are bad for my health
random guy: I hate you now
me: that's more like it

I wish I had a social life and friends but every time I have plans I dread them...

my boyfriend does this cute thing where he calls me "fan" and pretends I don't exist

Harry's abs give me breathing problems
and I could eat soup out of his dimples

e=mc2 more like eating = more chocolate too

never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard because I make a very delicious vanilla milkshake

you sayyyyyyyy I'm crazy... you're right

THAT IS MAHOGANY

his face says shít I've got chlamydia

platform Niall and wee quarters

yo mama so fat that her doctor recommended dieting 

wanna meet up at the groovie smoothie?

are you ready kids? aye aye captain 

if you ever wanna blackmail someone look at pictures on their Nintendo DSI

always watching wazowski... always watching

gotta Zayn