I am a tall, weird, potentially insane author. In my spare time I run around screaming stuff about banana zombies and potato cyborgs from the planet Wal-Mart. I am to be feared indefinitely. If you talk to me, beware, I will most likely say something incredibly stupid. I love talking in Russian though, for some reason I am forced to talk in that detestable languages humans call 'English.'
As you have most likely gathered, I am not human. I am Bob, an undercover banana zombie. As i said before, I should be feared. Several people did not fear me and I no longer speak to them in English :-)
I will often ramble on in Russian slang, don't worry, I'm not cussing I'm just... Rambling. I write (duh) a lot. I don't post half of that stuff on here cuz I'm weird like that. Yeah. I'm weird. I'm also synesthetic, which can be annoying.
Synesthesia basically means that my senses are confused, certain colors, songs, names, words, etc. trigger different emotions, smells, tastes, feelings, etc. By the way, I like the word etcetera, can you tell?
I'm on NaNoWriMo YWP. If you are on there as well you know me by the name Dork. If you are not on NaNoWriMo you must go and sign up this minute, (ywp.nanowrimo.org).
That's a lot about me and I'll probably think of more later, it's just so hard to sum up my crazy life in a box.