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Genuinely gonna crash the fuck out because my siblings are so fucking large that they won’t stop taking all my food I’m hiding in the fucking garage eating cereal at night and they chased me in here too I had to fight them off. Get me out of this house bro.

When I read ur bio, it didn’t make sense and i thought you were high ngl, but then I recognized it as that one song by Kendrick Lamar 

Why is my bus driver a bitch? She’s mad I to my stop early and don’t go anywhere? I sit in my car and wait until my bus time? I have the first stop so shes there before me but I know I can’t get on until it’s time and I’ve never tried? I have zero other ways of getting to school if I miss my bus I’m just trying to be on time

I’m actually going to crash out bc why am I sharing a single bathroom with my entire family (seven freaking people) and someone keeps throwing my shit on the ground and today I find my brand new loofa (replace those regularly people) on the ground after I was away for a while and it had literal larvae that had hatched and were crawling around in my loofa. I hate my family and I can’t stand this any more brooo

Why tf is someone tryna scam me on my book? It literally has like 20 views they’re coming for the small creators chat

Chapter four of my book First Line, Second Guess is back! Feel free to check it out

Being notified every time someone likes one of my comments makes me think im a lot funnier than I am

yall ever get so starved for a niche fanfic that you read the only one on this app only to discover its a mpreg fic? but the fandom is so small youre willing to power through

six of crows reignited my love for fanfiction but now im reading really bad fanfiction at two am and its bringing me physical pain but i cant stop

Yall ever read smut while listening to musical theatre? It’s definitely a vibe