Cyra_Farley
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hargrove_mind_lair
scps_ahy
@hargrove_mind_lair :screams in mommy issues:
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If she starts laughing during an argument, she's flipped her psycho switch and she's about to murder you.
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When you say something slightly awkward in a social situation ...
I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
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If a woman says 'Do What You Want' ... don't do what you want. Stand still, don't blink, don't answer, don't even breathe. Just play dead.
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@yaninalu11 I appreciate you. It’s not every day that someone says something so kind and awesome
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@maddy_hargrove I was going to buy you a present, but I figured a ‘thank you’ would suffice
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Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing ...
thefireinhiseyes
@hargrove_mind_lair it's more fun to be surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth
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I needed to do the laundry, but then I realised I was out of detergent, so I went to write a shopping list, and realised how unorganised the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink.
When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full, but before I took it out, I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realised a juice jug had leaked, so I needed to clean it up. But when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare, so I started organising it ... and that's how I ended up on the floor, looking at my photo albums of me when I was a kid and not doing laundry.
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I didn't care where the teacher moved me. I was going to talk. She moved me beside her and I talked to her.
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What on earth did I think about all the time before you, Firefly @Cyra_Farley
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@Cyra_Farley Nothing important. I'll tell you this ... I will never forget the smile on your face when I met you. I said hi, and you said hi to me back. We just clicked at that very moment, and everything just fell into place. Everything in my life suddenly stopped. Time stopped. I couldn't even breathe. I want to give you the world bs you showed it to me … you inspired me to be better, Firefly ❤️
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Have fun storming the castle!
Don't get attacked by a bear, don't get cut by a blade of grass, don't trip on a raindrop. See you at the restaurant at the edge of the universe …
Stalactitekilla
@harrington_mind_lair As long as there are no sharp corners or curbs I should be there within a relatively short time frame :) ... maybe with coffee?