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Hello!!! 
           Saw that your a Mashton Shipper XD imma say 'Fuck yeaaa' I'm a huge mashton shipper, well actually i ship any ships with ashton lol but I like all the ships. BTW, I want to recommend a book to you it's "Immaturity" by muking and its a *whispers* 'its a mashton fan fic' * squeals Xd. Its currently on-going but fuck the story is fucking adorable, and muking write great mashton fanfics, another one is can't remember the spelling because its French so yeah, its " to fool one's eye" same author. 
           So yeah happy reading!!! ❤
           Keep on Mashtoning  xx
          
          

i'm not gonna be posting for a bit. i'm currently bulk writing chapters for all of my stories (and more lmao), and once i have a certain number of chapters written, i will start posting again. and i'll hopefully be a bit more regular. plus, i've just started my a-level courses, and they are very difficult and time-consuming, so that's gonna be hard enough to keep up with, you know? ah well. i'll be back soon, i guess.
          
          also, i've reached 2k reads and over 120 votes on Scandals {original} so thanks for that. it's nice to know someone out there is reading my shite. 
          
          bye for now xo

sorry for being ridiculously inactive- i'm currently gallivanting across Malta. i swear i'll update once i'm back on english soil and i've reacclimatised to the crappy weather haha 

hey there mashton shipper !

forgot to mention that i've put up the first chapter of He's Got A [Coffee] Shot Though, and i'll update it every friday, if any of you actually care haha. yeah. dunno how many chapters there are yet, but they're all lengthy af so enjoy... 

haha we left the EU and now we're all fucked. right guys. i'm gonna move to Thailand and eat rice with my friends over there, and we're gonna have a great time whilst Britain falls to shit. again. 
          see ya around, bitches. 
          (also, thank fuck magic stars aren't being removed from Britain. every cloud, i suppose)

so i now have over 100 votes and 1.6k reads on Scandals... thanks guys. it probably doesn't seem like much to the world, but i genuinely thought no one would read this lmao, so it's an achievement. 
          anyway, i should update something  soon, that's if any of you actually gives a damn haha 
          i know i don't whoops 

Woah! I have over 1k reads on Scandals now... Thanks guys  I don't know whether or not to edit it now. I'm almost done with the revised version, but I may put it up as a separate story. Any thoughts? x

Why the actual hell have I got so many messages from random people claiming to be 'The Wáttpâd Tēäm' with all the weird accents included? Has this happened to anyone else or..? I have no idea tbh

So I've just finished the first chapter of He's Got A [coffee] Shot Though, and it's 16 pages long on word...
          Is that too long for a chapter? Is almost 6000 words too many for one chapter? Please tell me...
          I'd really appreciate your replies.
          I ahve no idea tbh. I googled it and the average of a proper novel is 5000 to 5600 so it's not too bad I guess... I'm not sure.
          It's a million times better than Scandals (whoops), but would this put you off? 
          Thanks in advance 
          xoxEm