harry

have i ever told you how much i dislike blatant lies?

psa: harry farts in his sleep. 

obviously. i could have single handedly defeated the astros. 

i’m basically the new prodigal MLB player, beatin’ ya at your own game

and you’re cute, i suppose. 

right? quite clever, i think.

harry "big" johnson. that's your stripper name. 

that's a really long stripper name. 

s'it happy hour?

get back here