*tips fedora* Ello luvs🕴🏿

Yes, it is me. I am THE vans that sir Harold Edward Styles wears everywhere. No I will not give you an autograph, yes I am aware I am crusty, and yeah, harry puts his feet in me, not you, me.

You're probably (most definitely) here from a weird and or fucked up comment I made. No I am not sorry that I commented it because it was probably(most definitely) extremely funny.

I am god. Bow down to me and pray to me🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💦💦💦

The pan-panic I suffer with while reading the fics listed above is quite the PANic. (See what i did there😏) 

Also, Bella Hadid is MY wife. She is not yours. As one direction once said "Couple billion in the whole wide world, so find another one cuz she belongs to me.

I'm on here alot and I need more dark harry fics to read, so if you know any good ones, pls tell me.

Follow me or else I will wiggle your right pinky toe while you sleep🦆. That is a promise, not a threat.

I literally cant take myself seriously. 


Also, its potty time

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