so apparently in the last 3 days, zayn married niall in ireland, then harry got eaten by a pelican, then zayn divorced niall to marry said pelican in ireland, then louis found out harry got eaten and shaved his head, then niall sued nandos because thats where zayn had his wedding to the pelicans afterparty
and then hshq posted something for the birthday of my emotional support which basically means hs4 is on the way (idk but im choosing to believe that for my mental healths sake)
i love being a directioner