harrysgoldenschlong

it’s been over a year since i now know what sex is actually like, and i have an extremely strong sense of embarrassment for my writing
          	don’t let virgins write smut </3

harrysgoldenschlong

just came back from harry styles
          I was in the kitchen pod, 2nd row from left barricade
          my voice is gone
          i am dead
          officially
          help me
          the photos i got were SCRUMPTIOUS
          I SWEAR HE LOOK AT ME
          WE LOCKED ORBS
          I HAD MY WATTPAD MOMENT

pinklittlefreak28

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BeesBeesJustBeez

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harrysgoldenschlong

I think i just had my wattpad moment
          
          I was at the beach with @hazzasbigfatschlong and we were just chilling, eating some fruit, and absolutely exhausted, and then this fine ass man walks but and we just look at each other
          like awwww yeahhh, he’s hot as
          and i kid you not
          the second we say that
          he starts WALKING OVER TO US
          and he says smth along the lines of “hey girls, i’m gonna be honest, but although I have a surfboard, i don’t really surf well, so i’m getting absolutely smashed out there, so i was wondering if i could borrow one of your bodyboards??”
          
          we died
          i gave him mine and he came back after like 10 minutes, probably bc he saw my parents come back
          but i’m never using that board again
          framing it on the wall
          he called us legends like 10 times
          i didn’t even get his name
          so sad
          
          anyways
          that was a little story