harrysgoldenschlong

happy valentine’s ❤️❤️

merry christmas’s to those who celebrate, and wishing a wonderful day for all ❤️

it was my birthday today!!!
          had an amazing day, can’t wait till next year

just came back from harry styles
          I was in the kitchen pod, 2nd row from left barricade
          my voice is gone
          i am dead
          officially
          help me
          the photos i got were SCRUMPTIOUS
          I SWEAR HE LOOK AT ME
          WE LOCKED ORBS
          I HAD MY WATTPAD MOMENT

I think i just had my wattpad moment
          
          I was at the beach with @hazzasbigfatschlong and we were just chilling, eating some fruit, and absolutely exhausted, and then this fine ass man walks but and we just look at each other
          like awwww yeahhh, he’s hot as
          and i kid you not
          the second we say that
          he starts WALKING OVER TO US
          and he says smth along the lines of “hey girls, i’m gonna be honest, but although I have a surfboard, i don’t really surf well, so i’m getting absolutely smashed out there, so i was wondering if i could borrow one of your bodyboards??”
          
          we died
          i gave him mine and he came back after like 10 minutes, probably bc he saw my parents come back
          but i’m never using that board again
          framing it on the wall
          he called us legends like 10 times
          i didn’t even get his name
          so sad
          
          anyways
          that was a little story 

thank you so much for 10k reads on Caught ❤️ I appreciate all the comments and votes too
          
          i feel bad for not writing much anymore, if at all, so i’m gonna try my best to get back into it ❤️

Hope everyone who celebrates had (or is still having) a great christmas!!! ❤️❤️

live laugh love yuzuru hanyu

I was today years old when I realized harry styles has 4 nipples

god i just had oztag and my team did so bad
          we thought we were going against a really shit team, but then we went against reps
          they were TWICE our size and too fucking good
          
          we didn’t score a single point
          …
          so embarrassing