Boruto’s dad

 that BITCH didn’t know what she was talking about hahahahahaha you’re in for a surprise SWEATY

haha past me thought her life was bad,,, wait till she finds out about THIS

done w/this man

damn remember when I used to have close to 300 followers 

          I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

HOE DOWN

H e  T H I C C

"Sir, you're not allowed to be here."
          
          "..."
          
          "..."
          
          "RUN JIMMY!" *throws Jimmy out of the exhibit*

EVERYBODY GETS HIGH SOMETIMES YOU KNOW
          
          EXCEPT FOR MEAGAN
          
          SHE'S HIGH LIKE 24/7

"I AM THE TRUE CHILD! YOU ARE ADOPTED! I DESERVE TO BE THE ONLY CHILD YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" The boy screams, dunking his twin's head in the fountain. 
          
          His twin cried, for all he wanted to do was tie his shoelaces.