Omg we haven't met, and this is crazy but, can you be my best friend? I'm new here and you're like my idol. I stalked you and your friend, but I hope you don't mind. I just noticed you two have very great taste and I'm dying for a fellow Cumberbitch. Don't worry, I'm sane. At least I think so. ^_^
Friends? Sorry, I don't have friends. But I'm sure we can compromise. You shall be my slave. What say you? I'm sure it's an honor, for a peasant like you. Very well, I want my tea & biscuits ready on the table, Dobby. Yes, I like that.