hawksfucker420

OH GOD WHAT YEAR IS IT

hawksfucker420

o. o... So today, I was sitting in my thinking chair and this crazy idea came to my head! :D If you don't know this already, Imma tell you ^ ^ I. Love. Lemons. P: Yeah, I said it. If you see my reading something, there's a 97% chance that it's a lemon. And the best part of it is........IT'S YAOI >:DD Yaoi is literally what gets me through the day and that's sad .____. Not really...To me o: But anywho... I was reading a yaoi lemon today and it was..... ._____. Eh.. So I thinks to myself.. I COULD DO BETTER THAN THIS! C:< I'm not sure if it's true or my exhausted conscious getting me excited for something I may fail terribly at... But the whole reason to this long ass message is, I'm going to write a lemon. It may be femalexmale, malexmale, or femalexfemale... Preferably anime related but this is where it gets good......YOU GUYS GET TO DECIDE WHAT IT IS! YAY! :DD *Pops a confetti firework* ^ . ^ Soooo... I dunno o: I didn't think this far ahead... .....Uh.. Message me some ideas? Even though I may already have some that may consist of NaruxSasu/SasuxNaru (Whatever tickles my fancy P;), Shizaya, MattxMello (They are the reason why I even came up with this idea.. Even though it's not my favorite Death Note pairing..), umm... o: I dunno.. <___< It just comes to me xD I'm ending this now or it may get longer than this.. For those of you that read this whole thing.. KUDOS! Nehhahahaah >:D

hawksfucker420

*Crouched down low in tall grass with camo's on* Hey guys *Hushed voice* I'm searching for plot bunnies.. Have you seen them? ;_____; It's been terribly lonely and quiet with out them... If you see them, tell them momma misses them and I'm at home waiting for their return with carrot cake and fanfics sprinkled on top.. :,c It's their favorite...

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DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT THE NARUTO CHAPTER 614 TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU!! SERIOUSLY! STOP NOW!
          
          
          
          ..............................................................WTF KISHI?!?!!? WHYYY!? ;________________________; NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY'D YOU KILL NEJI! WHY!?!?!? I was NOT expecting that at ALL.... I...I was on MemeCenter and saw this 
          
          http://www.memecenter.com/fun/998865/it-would-be-a-shame#comments 
          
          I can't believe this! D: Like, why!?! This would happen right after I became a Neji fangirl...  I-i need a moment...  I am totally blown right now..

hawksfucker420

Hello my beautiful fans! :D So sorry I haven't been on in a long ass time.. A lot of things were happening and I had NO time to get on... BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU! <3 But guess what? My grandpa bought me a laptop for an early Christmas present! So fucking happy right now but I dunno how to express it at the moment... o: But perhaps there shall be more updates!?! .___. But yes, I missed you all. And to my new fans, HEYZ! MAH NAME BE ALYSSA BUT PEOPLES ON HURR CALL ME PANDAZ. C; HOW Y'ALL DO?! Okay that's annoying as hell, lemme stop... > .> 
          
          Buh Bai~ <3