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so a week ago on my birthday, i started snapping this guy in my class right, and he has always been subtly sweet to me right.
i never thought i would like him, he’s not entirely attractive but that doesn’t matter to me cause how nice he is (plus he’s taller than me and that’s my only requirement, oh and he wears glasses)
anyway, tonight i decided to go to sleep, then 10 minutes later i was still awake so i checked if he’d snapped me back — he had — but i had this other notification from a bitmoji i didn’t recognise, so i unlocked my phone, and saw it was from his friend. fml. it was a chat. fuck my life.
i’m gonna give them names
the one who i’ve been snapping since my birthday is called pumpkin and the one who sent me a chat is called basket
i half-swiped and it said “heyy”. boring, okay.
i spent the next ten minutes deciding if basket is texting me for his friend (pumpkin) or for himself.
i replied “hey” and threw my phone out the window!
jokes
anyway, he sent the first chat like 30 seconds after pumpkin snapped me back so i thought it was a weird coincidence, plus earlier today, i got a snap from pumpkin of his friend, basket.
i’m very sorry if this is confusing
basket replied back “how are you” which again, weird. anyway, i replied “im good” “why”
i was too skeptical not to ask.
he goes “idk i haven’t talked to you since year 7” i say “yeah ig” “hru” (i know im so nonchalant)
he goes “im just chilling” i say “nice” then he goes “yeah”
(i know what a fruitful conversation)
then i snap basket cause i feel bad leaving him on opened
AND NOW I DONT KNOW IF HE HAS ULTERIOR MOTIVES FOR HIMSELF OR HIS FRIEND PUMPKIN
but i don’t like basket whatsoever so idk if pumpkin has only been snapping me to set me up with basket, plus remember how i said being taller than me is my only requirement, basket is shorter than me.