I love books and writing and cake. Not necessarily in that order. And I am absolutely obsessed and in love with Larry Stylinson.

I'm into some bands and musicians such as One Direction, 5 Seconds Of Summer, All Time Low, Marina and the Diamonds and The Weeknd, among others.

I'm a total weirdo so be careful before you approach me. 

If you wanna come to me and talk shit about 1D or Larry Stylinson then let me just warn you: you will get your balls/tits cut off and stuck to my wall as a trophy, so just watch your mouth... And your private parts.

I read a LOT of fanfiction so my mind is highly corrupted with smut and perverseness. And I do not regret it. Not one bit.

I make way too many penis jokes but Harry thinks they're funny so who am I to disagree? I see something dirty in everything and I'm pretty much always gonna find a way to make anything any one says sound dirty. No matter what. 

So... I hope you enjoyed that,

 Many thanks.

P.S. Louis tops. Harry screams. Sweet dreams ;)