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hayley
hbonks
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HAI BBY HUNNY BEE
WASSUP
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A FANGIRL WITHOUT HER PHONE IS LIKE A HUMAN WITHOUT OXYGEN LIKE DEATH WILL OCCUR
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mY dad JUST FREAKINTG TOLD ME iM ONLY ALOWED ON MY PHONE FOR 20 MINUTES A DAY WTF IS THIS WTF IS LIFE LIKE I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SURVIVE ThIS
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DONT WORRY I FEEL AS IF THIS NEW RULE IS GONNA LAST TWO DAYS THEN IMMA GO BACK TO NORMAL BC IDGAF
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HALEY MY BABY HOW YA DOING
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I NEED A NAME FOR YOU
ANNA'S MY HOE
WHAT ARE YOU
hbonks
GUYS IM BOUTTA START A STORY AND I CANT THINK OF A GOOD LAST NAME FOR THE NAME FINLEY. SOMEBODY HELP ME
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SO I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE A TEENY TINY PIECE OF STONE OFF A MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD ROCK IN GEOGRAPHY CLASS AT SCHOOL AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I PUT IT IN MY POCKET AND NOW I HAVE IT IN MY HOME AND I'M GOING TO HELL FOR STEALING A PIECE OF ROCK FROM SCHOOL RiP ME
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HEY HOW ARE YOU
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MY MOM CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW WHERE THE MICROWAVE WAS AND I SAID NO AND I WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN AND THERE WAS THIS BIG GAP WHERE THE MICROWAVE USED TO BE AND I STARTED LAUGHING BC OUR MICROWAVE WAS JUST, LIKE, MISSING
AND THEN MY DAD CAME IN AND MY MOM WAS LIKE THE MICROWAVE IS GONE AND MY DAD TOLD US HE GAVE IT TO THE MAID BC WE NEED TO GET A NEW ONE ANYWAY AND NOW THEY'RE ARGUING BUT THIS WAS JUST THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED LMFAO
