@heavenaboveu
//THAT BIO AND LOCATION⁉️ FOUL ASS BITCH, I HOPE YOU ROT
; "blessed with a curse" is alastair coded i fear
@heavenaboveu //Haven't even listened to it, but knowing you, that shit is FOUL
"If— If I said [...] you're a (bitch), how mad would you be?"
//Local resurrected man murdered for being gay trying to combat homosexual feelings 400 years after his death, more at 10
@heavenaboveu "I am (not) lying. You're an insufferable (bastard) of a man, and I can't stand you."
@armanocte ♰ wouldn't be mad at all, mio amato. you know why? because i know you'd be lying. but i digress.
"Wait, wait, wait. (Anyone) can just [...] (look at them)?"
//After a quick deep dive, modern zoos weren't made available to the public until the 1800s <3 ("zoological hardens" were reserved for royalty up until about the 1500s, but ofc not in colonial America, so he's like a child on their first school field trip)
; rip alistair anastasis you would've loved fall out boy
@heavenaboveu //I'm so autistic over FOB, so I fuck with this statement so heavily
I'll drop on here tomorrow, bae, I fear they're my comfort gays now
"Why is every map in this damned house (wrong)?"
//During the first weeks after his resurrection, Amias has to learn that literally every village from his area is just, like, gobe now
@heavenaboveu "There's no way that's possible. More people are born all the time, so (obviously) there would still be people there. Your proprietor and governor are probably just actual bellends who can't make a proper fucking charter." //I've been crying over Amias and his future hypothetical boyfriend for literal months. Yes❗️& AMATI??? SOBBING
"Alistair Anastasis, you are the most insufferable bastard I have ever met, and I was around when Protestantism was a thing."
//He means it in the most affectionately exasperated way possible, I promise
@heavenaboveu "What type of fucking question is that? Of course I'm not (in love with you), you actual fucking (bobolyne)." //They're my babies, my all-time favorite children!!!
@armanocte ♰ why are you so mean to me. </3 are you in love with me. ; i already love these two ☹️
"We are absolutely going to get in trouble for this, I hope you know that."
//No idea what "this" is, but definitely something the coven has prohibited, lmaoo
@heavenaboveu "As long as⸺" His eyes push their way up to his hairline, practically lost in the dark curls. "Are you fucking (serious)? If you even have to (say) that, it's a bad idea." //XGKXGHKXXHLXHKPYDFHPFUP HALF OF THE WITCHES ARE PROBABLY GAY, LBR
@armanocte ♰ no, we won't. ...as long as we don't get caught─- we'll be fine. ; i bet it's homosexuality
//MY BABY MY BABY MY BABY MY BABG
@heavenaboveu //BET⁉️ Also, I love Alistair's name so much that it's tempting me to find a better one for Amias, lmaooo