heheb00bies

I just want to feel something so so badly

i’ve lived in my house for 11 years and I don’t know what all the light switches do

growing up is slowly understanding the meaning behind the names of the diary of a wimpy kid books through common experiences you didn’t have the mental capacity to process as a kid

i’ve decided that if alan alda dies, i simply will too

Ur profile is mood af, and I love it

ben and jerry are gay lovers

not vibing with the mercury retrograde

really feeling the affects of being a taurus and an inpf 

I’m sad.
          
          Time to go eat some lunch meat ✌

they should make all forks smaller
          
          ... also spoons