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          	      Reporting live outside of the well-known building, Bang Bros capital
          	Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S.
          	About sightings of a figure named, "Big Dick Randy"
          	He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people
          	And putting up posters of asses being ripped off
          	He is also writing on random walls the words
          	"Randy is coming for that ass and candy, n****"
          	Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween
          	Although it looks like nowhere is safe
          	
          	HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES BIG DICK RANDY IS COMIN FOR DAT ASS AND CANDY