Parker

It’s so funny to me when I get comments from people who clearly have not read my book who skip to the last chapter and write some shi like ‘Your story is inspiring and your voice deserves to be heard by everyone! Come to my page and maybe I can help-‘ 
          
          Like lmao- you commented this on a fanfic of landmasses I made while I was in middle school, nah, I’m not interested in your business, and nah, I don’t believe you actually read a single word of my story. Keep on that hustle tho! Probably works for some of them

I am not a swiftie by any means and I find her music to be mostly alright but I can’t stop shaking my badonk to cruel summer 
          
          Anyway back to hibernation 

Another random headcannon (NSFW I think?):
          
          I like the idea that everyone thinks France is very naive and ladylike because every time they make any kind of sexual innuendos around her she doesn’t get it, but then she reveals she’s actually incredibly crass, she just doesn’t use innuendos (unless she’s speaking her own language), kinda like this:
          
          America, talking to Canada: so yeah, i totally got a taste of him last night-
          
          France overhearing: you tasted him…? Who? Did you bite him? You’re not a child. Don’t bite people 
          
          Canada: ah… don’t worry about it maman-
          
          Britain, who was also eavesdropping: they’re talking about sex, dear
          
          France: ooooh I get it! Still gross, if you tasted his penis. I know that your father’s tastes like-
          
          America: MOM STOP I DONT WANNA KNOW THAT!

I’m constantly fighting the urge to share random nonsensical headcannon ideas that are so pointless and unimportant it’d be hard to even implement it into a fic for any reason, leaving me to be like that one skeletor meme where he just drops smthn random nobody asked for and then dips
          
          Anyway America totally is the kinda guy to play his own dramatic entrance music when he walks into a room and 9 times outa 10 it’s Play that Funky Music White Boy

I updated ‘Chaos Crew’ btw read it and leave a comment or I will perish (don’t star it unless you don’t want to star it then star it)

Doin some maintenance here, so some of my books will be unpublished. Don’t worry! Some will come back after I made some edits, while some might stay unpublished until i figure out what I want to do with em. Chances are a lot of my unfinished stuff will be unpublished for a bit so sorry if that’s not a vibe

I like the thought of a headcannon where a country’s government and a country’s culture/general population are represented by two different countryhumans cuz not only is it easier to not vilify an entire nation who’s politics you don’t agree with but who’s culture you appreciate (like America, Russia, China, literally any country ever tbh) you can just vilify their government (because that is correct because all politicians are evil), and it also leaves room for some silly hijinks between Countryhumans and their Governments. Idk. Do somethin cute with it
          

Great statehumans one-shot idea:
          
          That time when Vermont and New York declared a friendly competition to see who had 
          better maple syrup, a bunch of other states deciding to join in, and also Quebec. When all the states were like ‘… but ur Canadian?’ Quebec was all like ‘ur guy’s maple syrup is just a watered down version of our maple syrup’
          
          Vermont and Michigan tied so suck it Canadians ur representative took a fat L
          
          Anyway yeah just saw this story from Justinthetrees yt channel and thought it translated pretty well to sh
          
          I have so many one shot ideas that I’m too lazy to do anything about 

I don’t like that as I’m getting older I’m thinking about Wattpad less and less. Like. Can I please still be overly invested in the same things that gave me validation as a middle schooler?!
          
          Growing up, amiright? I’m really sorry if this account ever joins the mountains of abandoned Wattpad accounts out there. Know that no matter how ‘cringy’ it supposedly is for me to have written fanfic on Wattpad throughout my teenage years, I’ve had a pretty kick*ss time doing it. 
          
          The North American gang, Pablo, and baby Texas live forever in my heart fr <3

This the first time non-Californians been desperately asking if I’m in imminent danger of my home getting crispied and my answer not just being ‘ah, I’m chillin, the fire rarely spreads over where I’m at!’
          
          Winds have been so bad it’s blowing in parking tickets issued 20 miles further than they ended up.
          
          I’m not vibing, but luckily the usual ash snowfall isn’t happening yet…
          
          (Yes, in case you’re wondering, where I live there is often ash that gets carried here that looks vaguely like snowfall. Spooky, and not fun for the lungs)
          
          If ur a sexy sexy SoCal person, we love you and be safe!!! And even if you’re nowhere near the fires but still close enough to LA, pls be careful with ur lungs cuz you never know how far the winds have carried no fun yucky ash air