Parker

This the first time non-Californians been desperately asking if I’m in imminent danger of my home getting crispied and my answer not just being ‘ah, I’m chillin, the fire rarely spreads over where I’m at!’
          
          Winds have been so bad it’s blowing in parking tickets issued 20 miles further than they ended up.
          
          I’m not vibing, but luckily the usual ash snowfall isn’t happening yet…
          
          (Yes, in case you’re wondering, where I live there is often ash that gets carried here that looks vaguely like snowfall. Spooky, and not fun for the lungs)
          
          If ur a sexy sexy SoCal person, we love you and be safe!!! And even if you’re nowhere near the fires but still close enough to LA, pls be careful with ur lungs cuz you never know how far the winds have carried no fun yucky ash air

Was about to write a new chapter for birds of a feather but I think I’m gonna actually revise the whole thing a lil bit so uh look forward to that I guess coming sometime 

You know what i think we can confidently decree that more vampires and werewolves have banged than fought at this point meaning we gotta come up with a new enemies to lovers monster pairing 
          
          Any suggestions? My first thought was mummies and zombies but that’s legit only because of that one plot point in that one monster high movie that I do not remember the details of at all

Guys imma be honest I’ve been meaning to write over the winter break but I just got the sims 4 and lets just say I’m about eight households deep into an infinite money world so I need to ride out my hyperfixation for a spell before my brain can get to work writing things lol 

Hey is your discord still the same (frisbeetarianisim) if so please accept Noelle<3 friend request (it’s me( I moved accounts))

Yo which stories of mine are leaving u guts most thirsty for an update? Lmk

Hey random question. Let’s say perhaps a silly goofy 5’2 adhd child had a bit of a crush on their elegant beautiful extremely intelligent best friend he’d known since literal childhood. Let’s say this gorgeous woman he likes is so kind and lovable and always very kindly compliments the goofy goober whenever the goofy goober dislikes himself. Let’s imagine this gorgeous woman has been on a few dates with some guys and has hated it and the goofy goober feels ashamed that he really wants to ask her on a date, since he’s worried he wouldn’t be any better than those cringe guys who are already tiring her out of romance. Let’s say, hypothetically, this goofy goober is worried that asking this gorgeous woman on a date will completely tarnish this lifelong friendship they’ve maintained through thick and thin, and that he’d cause this gorgeous woman more insecurity and stress than she already needs as she’s already a bit of an over-thinker and he’d feel awful putting the stress of her best friend really wanting to date her on her mind. 
          
          It’s me. I’m goofy goober.
          
          Guys should I ask her on a date idk what to do I’m so stuck

I wholeheartedly believe that if you’re making any media ever, you have two choices:
          
          - make the women’s characters clothing, personalities, and overall aesthetic just as realistically conservative as the men. Fantasy setting? Both men and women should be wearing practical amounts of armor. No reason for titty windows on a heckin chest plate.
          
          Or
          
          - make all the male characters as yassified, sexy, and objectified as the female characters if you’re just gonna make all the female characters Jessica Rabbit. Oh, your fighter video games female characters have jiggle physics? Then make the men have jiggle physics on similarly bouncy areas- YOU HEARD ME, DO IT. Oh, she’s wearing a thong bakini to an underground fighting ring? Then he is too. WITH HIGH HEELS AND FISHNETS
          
          If you don’t choose either option you’re a coward.
          
          

I work at a school and I got yelled at by a parent and I can’t stop thinking about it I feel so bad 
          :(( I hate situations like that where ur unable to explain to the other person that u are very genuinely sorry and were honestly trying ur best and it was an accident and u know that u will forever be ‘that one stupid idiot child who isn’t qualified for their job’ in one person’s mind forever :((((

Low-key, US x UK is a very super accurate ship, the only problem is that so much of the fandom sees UK as US’s parent or sibling that ppl get grossed out when you even bring up the ship
          
          Guys did you know that other ppl can have headcannons that aren’t the same as yours especially in a fandom entirely reliant on people’s headcannons?
          
          I swear if one more person comments ‘bUt ArEnT tHeY sIbLiNgS? In My HeAdCaNnOn tHeY aRe SiBlInGs!!’ On one of my statehumans books (minus 50 kiddos) I’m gonna eat a cookie
          
          (Btw I’m not addressing the election but let’s just say: wEll I GueSS WeLL HaVe to sEE wHaT haPPens nExT!!!)