"If I stay, there can be no party. 

I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant.

Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there.

Wherever there are masks, wherever there's tomfoolery and joy, I'm there. 

But sometimes I'm not cause I'm out in the night, staying vigilant.

Watching. 

Lurking. 

Running. 

Jumping. 

Hurtling. 

Sleeping.

No, I can't sleep. 

You sleep. 

I'm awake. 

I don't sleep. 

I don't blink. 

Am I bird? 

No. 

I'm a bat.

I am Batman.

Or am I? 

Yes, I am Batman."

If ya dont know where thats from, we cant be friends.

+Just yer standard gamer enthusiast, with a slight liking for weird TV crap.