fake_sk8r

This story perfectly sums up my life (I haven't even read it i just think it's funny)
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/1526490

Hi guys I'm alive again also I just drank water with my pubes in it I think i need to stop doing weed

We joined around the same time !!! Hi pookie also you need a better reading list 

guys pls add me on spacehey ill do anything  https://spacehey.com/profile?id=1842732

fighting every bone in my body to not be as cringe as possible

He was a skater boi she said see ya later boi he wasn’t good enough for her and now she’s a heavy hitter and he needs a babysitter but she’s finally found her worth 
          
          Five years from now in her beautiful Home somebody else is making her moan - Skater boi stays alone with his hands on his balls still punching holes through his basement walls 
          
          Repeat first part  

im literally unnamed from fight club bro.  our similarities are uncanny. like bro i have insomnia, he has insomnia, im utterly insane, hes utterly insane, the outro of the movie i was in named fight club that had to do with me meeting a soap salesmen whos actually just a figment of my imagination while im him at the same time was "where is my mind" by the pixies after i shoot myself, and the outro of the movie he was in named fight club that had to do with him meeting a soap salesmen whos actually just a figment of his imagination while hes him at the same time was "where is my mind" by the pixies after he shoots himself, we r literally the same person

Hi

this is the best thing ive ever read
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/321501356

its so much fun to read smut when your high oh my god