hellopandash

i have a bodyguard? @the-cursed-idiot 
          	Didnt know i was accepting applications but yall better not mess wd me, im protected.

excellingfetus

Uni and men are like besties! It's time consuming, mentally draining, and the expenses are just as high as my stress levels. 

excellingfetus

He's a common blue orbed white man. That's how desperate I am. 
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excellingfetus

Give a high five to your mum for me 
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excellingfetus

He might secretly have a child tho, and is probably gay so yeah idk
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excellingfetus

He is definitely blind tf

excellingfetus

God, I'm so desperate. I believed that if I stood near the tree, dressed in perfume, even the damn jinns will fall for me. I said this as a joke and my mum tried to kill me aha
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excellingfetus

I'm living the lonely too mate! I'm down with whatever u do x
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