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If all the candles in the world blew out simultaneously right now, very few people would notice.

Calling someone bad is an insult. Calling someone a bitch is an insult. Calling someone a bad bitch is a compliment.

Me (walks into the kitchen and sees my cat with her face in a cup): Baby cat!
          Kitty: (Looks up at me with a guilty look.)
          Me: I don’t know how long that milk has been sitting out! But… I mean, you’re not lactose intolerant. So, here.
          (Pours a small amount of fresh milk into the bowl.)
          (Kitty looks at it, sniffs it, then walks away.)
          Me:… bruh.
          
          She only wants it when she isn’t allowed to have it.

I was today years old when I learned that there is an actual name for Rape Kits. That’s what I always called them and I didn’t realize that they had an actual professional name. Sexual Assault Forensic Exam Kit. I genuinely didn’t realize that obviously that was just a street name-
          
          Also, I’m working on a Choose Your Own Adventure fanfic and I might post it here. These two things may or may not be related, hint, hint.

POV: When you drink an energy drink to help stay awake long enough to finish a fanfic, but it backfires because now you’re shaking too badly and have too much energy to focus on writing.

I have an irrational hatred for the word rhythm. If it was a person, it’d be the most insufferable pick-me girl imaginable.

My dad just overstuffed a burrito and responded by smashing dishes and throwing things around the kitchen while screaming slurs. If anyone wanted to know what it’s like living in a volatile household, that’s it.
          
          If I wrote that into a story, people would think it was too ridiculous to be real.

I need to write a fight/battle scene for this story. It’s a super, super important one that shows insane character growth where this trembling, terrified recruit you see in chapter five is on a merciless war machine in chapter eleven. The thing is? I FUCKING SUCK AT FIGHT SCENES!
          
          I’ve gotten advice like “have it happen off screen, just show the before and after” but this is so important for her character.
          
          “Why don’t you take a break and come back?” I have literally nothing else to do and in all the fanfics I’m writing, I’m at a wall.
          
          “Why don’t you skip this part and come back later? Write a scene you’re more excited about.” Tempting, but my tism won’t let me. It bothers me to do that.
          
          I genuinely don’t know what the solution to this is, I just had to rant a little.

Someone commented on my ao3 story where a mercenary and a vigilante have gay, unmarried sex saying that it reeked of traditional values. Um… What? 

Ask an American on a normal day if they’re proud to be an American and you’ll usually get a “Um…. Yeah. Sure. I guess.” But the second a Brit says some dumb shit about America, even the most unpatriotic American in the world suddenly transforms into the most diehard, honky tonk, sippin’ moonshine and shootin’ rifles American you’ve ever seen.