Ry

Bitch you have to read this life altering book so we can both be obsessed with it 
          It's Made for Sin by @Notafina

Sooo.... My HG is ghosting me (for reasons I'm not aware of) and I decide to give  the guy who always flirts with me a chance only to find out that he has a girlfriend.....let that sink in....
          
          Anywho a guy who had a crush on me moves on to my close friend to get over me (mind you I did not know he had a crush on me)
          So in summary, my love life is fucked and I will be making my way to the Sahara desert unless something happens 
          
          Peace

I was gonna brag to my future children that I survived a pandemic, that I never left my house for more than six months, and I survived the y/n x CEO trend
          But it looks like I'm gonna add WWIII to that list if the orange orangutan with the outrageous receding hairline does not get out of office

NEW NOAH KAHAN ALBUM COMING OUTTTTTTT
          IM LITERALLY SCREAMINGGGGGG
          ITS BEEN FIVE. YEARS. 
          5 YEARS SINCE HIS LAST ALBUM DROPPED 
          IM SOOOOO EXCITED 
          (insert the lady in a red dress dancing emoji here)

Am I the only one who wasn't hyped for the Winter Olympics 
          Like at alllll.

24 days to F1!!!!!!!
          Like I'm untouchable rnnn
          These 24 days better go like quicksilver

Just read wine of the best hp marauders era fic. Again. For like the 50th time. And I've never stopped crying 

"valentine is coming, where is your boyfriend"
          I swear, if someone sings this mf song to me again, imma commit murder

And on that note has anyone ever seen a guy on wattpad
          
          I did....I saw one today.....I almost got hit by a kid on bike cause I was that shocked

I neeed a gay best friend like rnnnnnn
          
          All the guys who I see like the potential for becoming best friends...*boom* he likes me, or my friend, or my sister
          Like bfr