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I hope Eli Jang jumps off a fucking bridge and dies when he lands on the hot coals I placed underneath it. He really deserves all the pain in the world, the not-getting-pass-second-grade jackass. Eli Jang, more like E-lie Jang [haha so funny laugh], fucking goofy ass liar. I wanna fucking grab him by his gargantuan forehead and peel off his fake sharpie tattoo. Bro probably melted his pubes and used it as the ink for his tattoo because he probably smells nasty. Bro probably snorted Heathers ashes like coke and used the rest as sugar for his tea. Bro probably humps and jacks to pictures of sienna mae because she reminds her of his dead ass baby momma. Bro is so annoying, I actually can not fathom a world where I actually like him. I think he's cool compared to some characters, but he is just so dick faced. I hate him. I HATE HIM. AHHHHHHHHHH- ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻