Claude

My biggest mistake in life (being dramatic) is latching onto Momojirou for multiple years because holy shit does it suck to be a fan of them. 

I'm not sure what happened over the past two days but I simultaneously gained a lot of new readers. Thank you for the support and sticking to my silly little account! 
          
          Now for my returning active readers how do I tell them I'm fucking stupid and half the stuff I write may seem serious but I'm one bad joke away from writing the dumbest thing in existence 

Any MMJR Drabble requests? Will write every Momojirou request commented under this post, trust.
          
          Everything I'm writing is too time consuming so I wanna do something short and easy. They will be posted in Drabbles and Oneshots and you will get tagged and credited if you send in a request. 
          
          Notes:
          -yes you can send in multiple, at any time even if it's 1 week after this is posted 
          -yes you can request filthy mature drabbles. They're short so it won't bother me as much, and y'all know full well me writing that comes once in a blue moon
          -no to any extremely sensitive/trigger warning content 
          -heck if you poke at my brain enough over my hyperfixation you can get a drawing and a full one shot 

My long awaited next story is finally up! It's a plot-centric chatfic, so if you liked Twitter DMs or even my texting oneshots this will definitely interest you.  
          
          Don't think I forgot about those who love my properly written out stories. Those are still in the works and one should be uploaded in June if all goes according to plan. 
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/368928781?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=hemming-whey
          
          Upload Schedule: This Week
          May 22:
          -Drabbles and Oneshot Upload
          -Ch. 1 and 2 of IRL 
          May 25: 
          -Ch. 3 of IRL
          
          Upcoming project
          -Locker Letters After Oneshot

My maturing was realizing I didn't want Momo in my pants (I was obsessed with her when I was 14-15), I wanted her in Jirou's pants. This is going from 14 to 19. This is definitely peak puberty. 

Hey tried something new on Drabbles and Oneshots. Peep the latest chapter "Visual Novel." It requires your input.
          
          What if you could control what happens? What if you could choose the ending? Do you want a happy ending? A sad ending? What future lies in store due to your input? Comment and we'll see.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/294524549?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=hemming-whey
          
          

HEAR ME OUT OKAY JUST HEAR ME OUT
          I woke up at 5 AM and later discovered a silly mmjr headcanon
          
          -momo has a second private Twitter that she made before getting into UA and stuff
          -its their second/third year and she's a lot more closer to the lot 
          -she gives them said private Twitter and Jirou just straight up loses it over the shit momo tweets (she's one of the only few that actually bothers to read her past tweets ofc) 
          -case example of some stellar tweets from the Momo Yaoyorozu in this au 
          "I couldn't care less if men find me attractive, don't even tell me in that case. For women though... please find me attractive. After all, I only get 'prettied' up for you" 
          -and Jirou absolutely loses it and can't handle blatantly gay momo 
          -let it be known Tsuyu read this tweet and became homophobic for Momo because wtf was that 
          -theres also something within realms where the two lowkey tweet about each other and their classmates who are relevant are tired and in pain. (Bakugou blocks them both)
          
          I posted this here because this is too stupid for me to make a series and too much for me to post in Drabbles and oneshots 
          
          I'm sorry. That's it. That's the message. 

As of today I'm properly returning to writing Momojirou due to a life event that granted me the time. I'm sorry for the long hiatus and random uploads, but this time I'm dedicated to being more frequent on here. Thank you for waiting and for the new and old readers that support my current and old work. 
          
          New oneshot out (I'm sorry only this one in specific). Two new oneshots coming out tomorrow and the day after. Currently working on a new series but that may take a bit since I like having multiple chapters done in advance. 

ur momojiro twitter dms fic was the first thing i binged when i got to wattpad and i have no regrets 

Me patiently waiting for your return: T-T