hemmingvvay

i always go out to breakfast with my sister on sundays at the melrose diner and the first thing she asks me is "did you have sex last night? you have sex hair." and i'm literally crying because the answer is always no.

hemmingvvay

just want someone i can feel at home with, tbh.

hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON hm. maybe if she were a little nicer..
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hemmingvvay

@chlorides i'll make a mental note. you as well, though.
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unpopulaars

@hemmingvvay same here, message me sometime.
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hemmingvvay

milly is a mouthbreather.

hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON ((-:
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hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON jokes on you. yew is a type of tree.
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hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON love you loads, kid. (:
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hemmingvvay

someone get really unhealthy food and talk about the universe with me.

hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON its all up to you.
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hemmingvvay

@SWEETBUTTON  GAH I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING TO YOUR SCENE YET, I'M TRYING NOT TO DISAPPOINT.
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hemmingvvay

i aM a TwENtY tWo YR oLd MaN aND i STiLl LiStEn tO hIlarY dUFF GET ON MY LEVEL

hemmingvvay

@litgasms listen come clean waS THE SONG OF THE DECADES MY DUDE
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pressuredheart

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oh shit
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