"Always look people in the eye, even if they're blind. Just say "I'm looking you in the eye, but it doesn't seem to be doing much."
― Phil Dunphy, Phil's-osophy

"If life gives you lemonade- make lemons and life will be all like "whaaaaat?"
― Phil Dunphy, Phil's-osophy

"If you're ever feeling down, just think of the three C's: Coffee, Cereal, and Comedy."
― Phil Dunphy, Phil's-osophy