Alfred: hiya dudes the names Alfred F. jones the hero! wanna know what the F. stands for? it stands for freedom! oh have I mentioned that I have an alien friend called tony? well I have and don't eat cyberbrows (arthurs) cooking it tastes like couch stuffing....how did I survive my child hood?

Arthur: hello I am Arthur Kirkland otherwise known as England, Alfred kept nagging me about making a wattpad account so I have, I hope he's happy that I did because im just trying to keep him quiet so he doesn't annoy me