My description? 
A, why do I need a description? 
Everyone knows me!
JK!
Forever Alone

10 FACTS ABOUT YOU:
1. You're reading this right now.
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it's stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there was only supposed to be ten facts.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

this is this cat.
this is is cat.
this is how cat.
this is to cat.
this is keep cat.
this is an cat.
this is idiot cat.
this is busy cat.
this is for cat.
this is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.

NOW, READ THE THIRD WORD ONLY IN EACH LINE FROM THE START

Second Account